Holiday Eating Tips???

By December 15, 2010 No Comments

Hi! This is Patty – one of Dustin’s bloggers.

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave
immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It’s rare. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It’s not as if you’re going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It’s a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It’s Christmas!

‎3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That’s the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

‎4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they’re made with skim milk or whole milk. If it’s skim, pass. Why bother? It’s like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

‎5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people’s food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

‎6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year’s.You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you’ll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

Okay Okay – I know.  This is NOT what we are here to encourage!  But I really found this funny.  It is a friend who is posting a new tip each day on her facebook and I have been posting the opposite – kind of a little challenge going on.  I posted Dustin’s last blog on her page to off-set her posts! 

How are you doing with the Holidays?  Eating out more because you are not home?  Do you try to eat before you leave? Do you take snacks? One of my things that I keep in the car and snack on between stores is a jug of water and almonds.  Try it!  Even taking a cooler in the car with carrot sticks, apples, string cheese, and load up on the protein whenever you can!

Merry Christmas!